What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Who are the most underrated and under-appreciated Hollywood actors/actresses?

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Ok, so this is a question seeking an answer to clear up whatever gymnastics are in my head. I'm a moderately attractive guy, sincere heart, genuinely looking to love another, established. Why don't women that I'm attracted to, want me back?

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Why do US military soldiers/officers have a chest full of medal ribbons when they probably haven't been in a combat situation? Are the medals for attendance, good behaviour, or long service perhaps?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Then came..

What are the basic human needs according to psychology? What are the consequences of not meeting these needs?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Just Forget it!

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So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

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Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?