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Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Who are the most underrated and under-appreciated Hollywood actors/actresses?
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Just Forget it!
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So, the docs changed it to read
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Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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